Dangerous Virus

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life...

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest public house. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward this warning to 5 friends.

If you do not have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life!!!