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Written by CarpetDog
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Saturday, 30 June 2007 |
For all of us who have to deal with rude customers... An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service and a single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS"... |
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Last Updated ( Saturday, 30 June 2007 )
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Written by CarpetDog
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Saturday, 30 June 2007 |
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I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been together for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one thing bothering me... it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view... |
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Last Updated ( Saturday, 30 June 2007 )
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Written by CarpetDog
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Saturday, 30 June 2007 |
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There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life... |
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Last Updated ( Saturday, 30 June 2007 )
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Written by CarpetDog
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Monday, 26 February 2007 |
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He ordered one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink.
The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.
He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife...
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 08 July 2007 )
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