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Great Sex with Sean Connery Interview |
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Written by Administrator
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Thursday, 27 September 2007 |
Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson,
and bragged that despite being 72 years of age,
he could still have sex 3 times a night.
Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.
After the show, Cilla says,
"Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun.
So they went back to her place and got comfortable. After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.
Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and my willie in your right hand".
Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says "Okay".
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than
before. Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......."
"I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. ?No problem
hun".
Cilla complies with the routine.
The results this time are absolutely mind blowing.
Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla
asks
"Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer that much?"
Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla,
but the last time I shlept with a scouser,
the bitch stole my wallet !"
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 27 September 2007 )
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Written by Administrator
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Tuesday, 25 September 2007 |
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Here is a chicken recipe that also
includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that!
When I found this recipe, I thought it
was perfect for people like me, who are just never sure how to
tell when
poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.
Give
this a try it certainly works.
BAKED STUFFED
CHICKEN
6-7 lb. baking chicken
1 cup melted
butter
1 cup sage and onion stuffing
1 cup uncooked popcorn
Salt/pepper
to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Brush chicken well with
melted butter, salt, and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn (mixed
together).
Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the
oven.
Listen for the popping sounds.
When the chicken's arse
blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it is done!
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Written by Administrator
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Wednesday, 22 August 2007 |
You find out interesting things when you have sons, like:
- A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
- If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
- A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
- If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
- You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
- The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
- When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
- Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
- A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
- Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
- Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
- Super glue is forever.
- No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
- Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
- VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
- Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
- Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
- You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
- Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
- The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
- The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
- It will, however, make cats dizzy.
- Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
- 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
- 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 22 August 2007 )
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Written by Administrator
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Thursday, 09 August 2007 |
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"There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain..."
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Male vs Female at the ATM |
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Written by CarpetDog
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Sunday, 01 July 2007 |
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATMs enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender." |
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 01 July 2007 )
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